Originally published in hauntingly delicious newspapers on October 29, 2009
I love Halloween but not in the sacrifice a goat and worship the devil sort of way. You won’t find any zombies or tombstones in my yard and my kid’s won’t be dressed in gory costumes. This year they’ll be disguised as a pint-sized version of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
Part of what our family loves about this holiday is that it is a neighborhood affair. We live in the North Meridian area where centuries-old maples line the streets forming a golden fall canopy and porch lights illuminate homes where generations of kids have tricked and treated. Going house to house with our kids we see lots of friends. Kids compare their loot while the adults catch up on each others’ week.
Sometimes I’m envious of our friends who live in new subdivision with their big backyards and perfect sidewalks but all that envy melts away on Halloween evening when my neighborhood becomes a real-life version of what movie sets and theme park main streets try to copy.
I have no doubt that for my children, trick or treating in our neighborhood will be a lifelong memory they will cherish their whole lives. When you think about it, memories are all we really bring with us on the journey from childhood into the adult world. Even if you manage to keep friends for a lifetime it is your shared memories that create the bond.
The dinner table is another place where we try to create some Halloween memories. My wife usually makes some spooky desserts and I concentrate my efforts on a fun entrée. Over the last few years I’ve come up with Stuffed Monster Heads (aka stuffed peppers) and Werewolf Paws (aka calzones). This year it was Spider Web Pizza. I know I’ve only got a few years to have this sort of fun with my kids so we are making the most of it and creating as many memories as we can.
Spider Web Pizza
This pizza can be made completely from scratch or you can certainly purchase a ready-made crust and use a jarred sauce. The most essential component is the mozzarella cream sauce used to make the web and the spiders made of olives and carrots.
Spiders
Canned pitted whole black olives
Carrots
Each olive will make one spider so use as many olives as you like. For each olive, cut eight thin carrot sticks, about the thickness of a toothpick and about two inches long. Use an actual toothpick to poke holes in each side of each olive, ideally four holes per side. The olives I used were on the small side so I could only get three holes per side. I realize that an insect with six legs isn’t technically a spider but I hoped my kids wouldn’t notice or care. Once you have the holes poked, insert a carrot “leg” into each hole. Please the spiders on the pizza prior to baking.
Mozzarella Cream Sauce
3-1/2 tablespoons unsalted butter
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/3/4 cups heavy cream, heated just until steaming
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
1/3 cup shredded mozzarella
Over medium-low heat, melt butter in a heavy-bottom, medium sauce pan. Add flour, whisking constantly. Cook, whisking occasionally, for 2-3 minutes; do not let the mixture brown. Whisking constantly, add about two tablespoons of the hot cream to the sauce pan. Add the remaining hot cream in small increments, whisking constantly until a smooth paste forms. Whisk in remaining hot cream and add salt and pepper to taste. Cook, stirring with a wooden spoon until the sauce is thick and creamy, about ten minutes. Add the mozzarella, stirring until melted and fully incorporated. Let cool for about 30 minutes and then place in a squeezable condiment bottle. After the pizza is cooked, use the squeeze bottle to pipe on a spider web pattern of your choosing. Ig you are uncomfortable using your imagination, you can Google spider webs to find a picture of one.
